Shut Up Liver You're Fine - Cotton Towel
Introducing the new and improved "Shut Up Liver You're Fine" Superior Flour Sack Towel - The ultimate kitchen companion for those who like their humor as dry as their martinis.
This Flour Sack Towel isn't just absorbent, it's also a high-spirited sidekick, echoing your liver's nightly pep talks.
At a generous 18"x28", it's perfect for mopping up spills from your "definitely last" cocktail. Pre-washed, pre-shrunk, and hilariously outspoken, it’s the kind of gift that says, "I care about you and your questionable life choices."
• 100% High-Quality Superior Cotton
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Approximately 18""x28""
• Pre-Washed & Lint-Free
• Screen-printed with AZO-free Ink
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